On this weeks show as well as discussing the week’s football action we will look at rugby league and give you a snippet from our Boxing vs. MMA debate.
As promised on the show here is the full video interview with former PFA chairman, Clarke Carlisle. Enjoy!
Each week two presenters from the panel will go head-to-head in naming the best XI they can think of, with a twist. In the first instalment of our brand-spanking new feature, Jamie “Loving Carlisle” Connor has pipped for “Beard” whereas Harry “Don’t like Photos” (in-joke, there folks) Barker has chosen “Bald” and that’s where we start; let battle commence!
The Gaffer – Gianluca Vialli:
Italians pride themselves on their grooming ability, as well demonstrated in Jamie’s Bearded XI. The same however, cannot be said for former Chelsea boss and fellow Italian Vialli who has very little to groom.
Goalkeeper – Brad Friedel:
Friedel made an appearance in the Premier League recently at the age of 42. He hasn’t made an appearance in a Barber shop for the last ten years.
Right Back – Lillian Thuram:
Probably the best right-back of our generation and similarly to Leboeuf was in the World Cup and Euro winning tournaments. Also similarly to Leboeuf, bald.
Centre Back – Jaap Stam:
Memorable for his penalty miss in Euro 2000 that recently landed in my back garden, but also for his remarkably bald head. I’m being harsh on him; he was a mammoth for the Red Devils’, enough to give him the nod ahead of the likes of Martin Skrtel.
Centre Back – Frank Leboeuf:
This man has done it all. A World Cup, European Championship, two FA Cup’s and a League Cup to reel of Lebouef’s honours list. A career that shine’s as bright as his noggin!
Left Back – Roberto Carlos:
The most consistently bald man in the entire team. Fillipo Inzaghi was born to the sight of midwives waving off-side flags and hasn’t been on-side since; Carlos was born without hair and that’s how it’s remained since.
Right Midfield – Arjen Robben:
This man was balding when he joined Chelsea at the age of 20. I’m not sure he’s had a full head of hair in his life. Though there may be concerns over his ability to grow hair and maybe his attitude too, his ability as a winger could not be overlooked in my side.
Centre Midfield – Wesley Sneijder:
Sneijder’s hair problem may have improved mysteriously over the last few years but make no mistake, the Dutchman has hair-loss problems. There was no doubting these problems as he guided the Netherlands to a World Cup Final and Inter Milan to a Champions League title.
Centre Midfield – Temuri Ketsbaia:
I had to include a Newcastle man in this XI, and who better than the mad-man himself. More memorable for his OTT celebrations, one where he memorably kicked seven shades of sh*t out of an innocent advertising board, rumour has it the advertisement was for hair dye. The Georgian took offence.
Left Midfield – Zinedine Zidane:
No bald XI would ever be complete without this man. My chrome-domed captain, “Zizou”. Arguably the best player of his generation which thankfully meant his baldness took a backseat.
Striker – Jan Koller:
Would also be at home in a “Giants” XI. It was hard to miss Jan Koller and just as hard to miss his impressively bald head.
Striker – Carsten Jancker:
We remember him well because he scored the early goal that made the Germans think they were going to thump us back in 2001. The rest is history, and so is his hairless head.
And the opposition
The Gaffer – Pep Guardiola
Arguably the most trendy manager there has ever been. (Mourinho and AVB dont even come close in my book.) Guardiola now blesses Bayern Munich with his presence and that fine beard is seen on a regular basis in Munich. If people think that Xavi, Iniesta or Messi were the catalysts to Barca’s success, they should think again. Of course it wasn’t them, it was Guardiola’s beard. Don’t ever shave Pep.
Goalkeeper – Tim Howard
Where did that majestic beard come from? It grew over night it seems. After saving a Christian Benteke penalty in October, he told The Metro “I think I’ve gained most of my strength from the beard.” Easily the greatest beard ever owned by a professional goalkeeper. Fair play Tim Howard.
Right Back – Abel Xavier
Renowned for his bleach blonde beard and hair, Xavier is an easily identifiable man. With a style like no one else, Xavier made a career out of looking cool. I was never his biggest fan as a player but how could he not be named in a bearded XI? Top beard lad!
Centre Back – Gerard Pique
When Pique was at Manchester United, he was clean shaven and only played 12 times. Since growing a beard Pique has won four La Liga titles, two Champions Leagues, one World Cup and a European Championship, (to name a few). Is it a coincidence that all his success came while owning a beard? No Chance!
Centre Back – Olof Mellberg
Quite reminiscent of a tramp, Mellberg has always had a beard. The former Aston Villa man came out of the womb sporting a mask of facial hair. An original beard trend setter, he is the heart beat of my bearded XI.
Left Back – Gianluca Zambrotta
I struggled finding a worthy left back with a quality beard so I had to settle for Zambrotta. Not a bad thing. This Italian footballing icon has sported a beard for years. Legend has it, if Zambrotta hadn’t had his beard during the 2006 World Cup, Italy would have lost. I rest my case. Gianluca, congratulations, you’ve made the bearded XI.
Defensive Midfield – Gennaro Gattuso
This fearless and ferocious midfielder protected Milan’s back four for 13 years. An original trend setter, Gattuso has sported his beard ever since he put on a Milan jersey. Crunching into a tackle with Gattuso is made all the more terrifying when you take his beard into account.
Right Midfield – David Beckham
I don’t really admire Beckham as much as most but I have to say that he knows how to handle a beard. Yes, David Beckham has embraced the beard in a whole new way. For years people have imitated Becks and his style and now many are attempting to copy his immaculate facial hair. I tried my hardest to think of another winger who has had a beard but couldn’t so hey, Becks, you’re up!
Centre Midfield – Andrea Pirlo
Easily the best beard I have ever seen in my entire life, Andrea Pirlo sports a fantastic beard. I first noticed it during Euro 2012 and since then it has continued to evolve. Adored by football hipsters for his playing style and of course his beard, Pirlo has become somewhat of a cult hero. For a reason unknown to me, Pirlo has only been recently seen as one the world’s best midfielders. I’m putting it down to the emergence of that outstanding beard. Congratulations Pirlo, you win at life!
Centre Midfield – Xabi Alonso
The Real Madrid playmaker rocks that ginger beard like no other could. Not only is Alonso a wonderful footballer and the fulcrum of one of the world’s most famous clubs, he has a phenomenal beard that has to be respected. Thanks to Xabi Alonso, it is now deemed acceptable to have some ginger fuzz on your face. Congratulations gingers. (Mawky will be pleased)
Left Midfield – Robert Pires
Although there wasn’t much hair on his face, Pires and his tiny hair strip on his chin was just as impressive as a full grown beard. Imagine the effort and time he put into maintaining that strip every morning. Granted, it does look ridiculous but so does wearing a hair band when you’re a man so fair play to him for that. Pires is only included in my team because of the amount of effort he made with his facial hair. More a sympathy vote than anything.
Striker – Djibril Cisse
Cisse is the owner of arguably the most outrageous fashion sense of any professional footballer. He will always be remembered for having crazy looking bleach blonde hair and beard. Not many people could pull it off but because it’s Djibril, we will let him away with it. Cisse has a lot of work to do being the lone striker in my team, but the power of his beard will help him through.
and of course…
The Chairmen – Harry Barker & Jamie Connor
Aston Villa 2-1 Cardiff: Home advantage will be the key when Villa take on Cardiff at Villa Park. It will be a tight game but I predict Villa to come out on top.
Chelsea 4-1 West Brom: Stamford Bridge is a tough place to go for any team and wins over Manchester City recently and Schalke in midweek will ensure Chelsea confidence is high, making it all the more tougher for West Brom. Easy Win for Mourinho’s side.
Crystal Palace 0-2 Everton: Having lost their last seven league games and being without a manager, the crisis at Palace continues and Everton should come away from Selhurst Park with a comfortable win.
Liverpool 3-0 Fulham: Fulham are another side struggling for form near the bottom of the league and a bad result here could seal Martin Jol’s fate as manager. Having said that Liverpool should walk it, Suarez and Sturridge will have too much class for Fulham’s defence.
Southampton 1-1 Hull: Two sides who have both overachieved so far this season with both sitting in the top-half of the table. I think this will be a typical mid table clash with both sides cancelling each other out in a boring stalemate.
Norwich 1-0 West Ham: Norwich have struggled so far this season and pressure is growing on manager Chris Hughton, however I can see them pulling off a performance and emerging victorious at Carrow Road.
Tottenham 0-0 Newcastle: A clash at White Hart Lane between two sides who are bad to watch, I can see it being another boring game with both sides cancelling each other out and playing a game of football chess.
Sunderland 1-3 Manchester City: Despite beating Newcastle in Tyne-Wear derby, Sunderland remain firmly rooted in the relegation zone and Manchester City won’t even have to be at their best to beat them.
Manchester United 1-1 Arsenal: A game which could go either way, United have underachieved so far this season while Arsenal have been in outstanding form. A trip to Old Trafford will be another test for them and if they win they’ll have proved everyone wrong who said they would falter in November. A win for United will reignite their title challenge. However, I can see the game petering out into a draw as both sides will be desperate not to lose.
Swansea 1-1 Stoke: A standard clash between two sides in the bottom-half, I think struggling Stoke will take a valuable point away from the Liberty Stadium.
Aston Villa 2-1 Cardiff: Benteke to return to form for Villa, will be too much for the Cardiff defence.
Chelsea 4-0 West Brom: A couple of early goals for Chelsea will kill this as a contest, Chelsea to coast to another three points.
Crystal Palace 1-2 Everton: A Crystal Palace backline is not going to be able to handle Romelu Lukaku. A late Palace goal to make it interesting but yet another loss.
Liverpool 1-0 Fulham: A strong, resilient performance from Jol’s side that may save his job for now, depite going down by a goal.
Southampton 2-1 Hull: The Saints to remain in and about the top four with a nervy, feisty game, maybe a couple of red cards.
Norwich 0-1 West Ham: Chris Hughton’s last game in charge for me. Spent too much money to be losing games like this, West Ham to make it more comfortable than the scoreline suggests.
Tottenham 2-1 Newcastle: A semi-exciting game at the Lane as Newcastle won’t stick ten men behind the ball, a Lamela goal to win it for Spurs.
Sunderland 1-3 Man City: Through good times and bad times Sunderland still win this fixture. Not this year, team is full of Championship players.
Man Utd 2-1 Arsenal: Arsenal to take the lead, the whole of football cry laughing before Manchester United put themselves in the title race with a win.
Swansea 0-0 Stoke: A dull game, Swansea’s travelling to play a factor in a forgettable goalless draw.
Newcastle 1-1 Chelsea: Tough game for Chelsea what with Newcastle looking for a derby day reaction, can’t see a winner.
Fulham 1-3 Man Utd: Jol under pressure, the effort will be there but United to win this one surprisingly comfortably.
Hull 0-0 Sunderland: Bore draw, will be lucky to get any airtime on Match of the Day.
Man City 3-1 Norwich: Can’t see Norwich repeating the win from last season, another Manchester side to win comfortably.
Stoke 0-2 Southampton: Very impressed with Saints, think they can finish in the top seven, especially with results like this one at Stoke.
West Brom 1-2 Palace: Palace will pull a win out of the bag, it won’t be pretty or even entertaining, but three vital points all the same.
West Ham 2-1 Villa: Hammers to finally be more convincing at home, expecting them to dominate large periods of this game .
Arsenal 2-2 Liverpool: Think it will be a quality game, needs an early goal for that though. Both sides to be happy with a point.
Everton 1-1 Tottenham: Another Merseyside-London draw, this one very even, with not a lot of clear cut chances .
Cardiff 2-2 Swansea: Will be an incredible atmosphere, think Cardiff will take the lead twice, and a late, late leveller from Swansea to share the points.
Gillingham 0-1 Carlisle: Back to winning ways for Carlisle, be very well set up for Gillingham, then nick the goal on the counter.